Adelaide – Up Yours

Screw Staines hello Adelaide? Well so says M&C Saatchi in a big new advertising campaign to get suckers to migrate to the boring and dry South Australian city…

So how do the ‘cities’ compare? Here goes:

AdelaideS Australia
Staines
Spelthorne
founded 1836 founded 43 AD
river Murray river Thames
habitat Bush
with swampland
habitat Concrete with moorland
Former
proud
industry
Chrysler Former
proud
industry
Lagonda
Rainfall Very unreliable Rainfall Very
reliable
‘spiritual’ home of Rupert Murdoch ‘actual’
home of
Richard Murdoch
Drinks warm wine Drinks warm beer
Inspirational
local female
Sister Janet Mead Inspirational
local female
Christine Keeler
Wildlife Tiger Snakes Wildlife Mall
Rats
Music I Killed The Prom Queen Music Hard Fi
Permanently Dry Permanently Wet
World Heitage None yet World Heritage Magna Carta
Bird Noisy
Black
Swan
Bird Mute
White Swan
This land really belongs to The Aboriginals This land really belongs to The Asbos
Tribal leaders first met at
The Old Gum Tree
Tribal leaders first met at
The Spelthorne
Most famous son who didn’t actually come from here AC/DC’s Bon Scott Most famous son who didn’t actually come from here Ali G
Total 0/16 Total 13/16

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